Badminton = malu, malu = badminton

semalam ade pertandingan badminton antara guru-guru di sekolah.

Yours truly adalah antara pesertanya (ganti guru lain a.k.a paksa rela)

Ok je sbb name pon friendly match and main pon same perempuan..ALAS..

rupenye CAMPURAN! beregu plak tu..cool je la aku..uhuhu. YAng penting main dengan tiada rase self-absorbed. kalau x mcm2 gaya aksi yang pelik akan muncul.

Yang paling malu terjadi smlm pon.. opponent smash terus kene kat kepala (itu PALING MALU YE,ade lagi yang level nye rendah ckit malu) .. malu weh.. huh, xnak ingat daa(sbb malu sgt). Da la cikgu kuek tanye pasal tu..die ckp nampak aku x bese main.. need i say more??!!! MALUUUUUU $^^$^&%*t . Tapi aku cool je. Malu lumrah hidup (kate penenang). Hidup mmg kene ade hysteric.

Ok, enough on that!! Paling best nye yang aku akan mengaku.. sepanjang main x tahu actual rule die pon..well,serve, pukul tau la but the kira mata part, and the other shenanigans x tau la (in fact,lpas abis match yang tau aku kalah,tapi xtau by what points).

Aku dapat tau skang badminton gune 21-format (1 game, 21 score). dulu 15-format. nanti la post kat sini rules die ckit. (tgk dpat ilmu gak kan? kan?)

skang ni nak pegi mandi. bye!!


owh, yea,tadi ajar PAntun kat 3 indigo (bagi 3 budak dimerit).. skang ni lpas kuar klas 3I ngan 3M mmg kene minum air asam la (uhuhu,takut long term die jadik mcm suare MAcy Gray plak)


Oleh itu, bersempena dgn pembelajaran pantun, telah tercipta 2 rangkap dari otak ku ini:

Jalan-jalan pasar makan wanton,
Singgah pula beli wau,
Cikgu Diana main Badminton,
Kalah tau tapi markah tak tau.

Ikan dalam pergi,
ikan dalam kuali
malunya cikgu tidak terperi,
hinggap satu smash di tengah dahi.


ahahah...xde idea..lain kali aku akan menyumbang idea lebih bernas. Ok,btol2 pg mandi sekarang!!

sekian.

Saturday......................... class

Yup, ari ni ade klas ganti!! yipppee!!!!!! (hysteric kepura-puraan melanda). Aspek bangun pagi ni yang buat aku *sigh*

Ini selalu mengelirukan tetapi gini la skola punye sistem.. selalunya jadual ari sabtu ikut mane2 jadual ari biase. TETAPI (ade tetapi ni yg *sigh*) mase ikut mase ari jumaat.

Best mmg best sbb balik pukul 12pm tp kekadang bole tersilap. Kejap tgk jadual rabu tp eh,eh mase tgk jumaat punye (tapi naseb baek mase dipendekkan ari ni, aku dah nk dekat x tertahan mengantuk 'sit-in' klas 5 Teta DUA masa).

Ari ni best juga kerana ari Rabu ade SATU kelas sahaja. 2 mase terakhir dengan......3 Indigo (hmm,ari sebelumnye gaduh ngan diorg,kasi spoil mood je..well, u can't have it all aye??)

Prepare nk ajar pantun.Should be ok I thought, nak santai2 je. Eceh, ingat best la hari2 Sabtu berpantun2 dalam kelas (image seorang yg sedang puitis berpantun muncul dalam otak mase ni, *backdrop: angin bertiup sepoi-sepoi bahasa*....). Ini la buku PAntun nye:


(Buku aku makin ari makin lunyai plak, da lame kot)


Mls nk ngadap klas ni bile nk dekat2 masenye .. ntah la selalu gitu..kite yang excited tapi bebudak care nk balik je, buat kacau..eiii. AlAS!!.....

SEORANG JE DATANG KELAS!!! (hmm,, rase lega + x percaye + sayang ... sbb ingat nk mula KOMSAS diorg, I prepare latihan tau!!)

Ok gak la kot, berbual-bual dengan pelajar tu. Die ok, bukan yang nakal2 mcm yang lain. Bila bagi kerja die buat. Cume (it breaks my heart), die slow sikit nak faham. Die kate peperiksaan Sejarah ari tu die x cukup mase (obj sume), sbb tu fail. Aku boleh agak knape. Die kate die ambil mase 5 minit satu soalan. Moral DUA mase ade die kate TAK CUKUP!! Kawan2 die nk terpengsan deNGAR kot (SKALI LA NGAN CIKGU DIE SBB SHE TOLD ME SO, HEH).

Anyway, I made him sit in front of me.. ask him to read the pantun. Aku terang sambil bercerita kat die pasal pantun2 itu (yup, plural form kAY!! die bace EMPAT!!). Ade gak tersekat2 die bace tu. Die bace Pantun Budi, Pantun Nasib, Pantun Peribahasa dan Syair Yatim Nestapa. X bagi pon die latihan yang aku da fotostat tu, tunggu Isnin nanti buat same2.

Then..balik time!!! Cikgu (yang salu stay back pon) sume ari sabtu mmg 12 on the dot da line up kat pintu. Sapa nk stay sesaat pon? Buat spoil weekend je.

So,sekian. Minggu akan dtg ni minggu last sebelum cuti GAwai.. Berape la purata student yang datang agaknye? form 3 je la bole jdk chipsmore, f4 and f5 exam lagi,so its a no-no to play hooky. Jangan nak nyamai-nyamai sebelum Gawai ek!!!!

Good NEWS!! I think...

Called up Dr. Dominic in UNIMAS to ask wether my tutorship application came through..

HE SAID HE'S GOT IT!!

He already wrote a recomendation letter to HR and said i should start preparing for the interview!!

Well,since he's said it like dat, I guess I can hope for an interview? Damn, the uncertainties are driving me crazy..

At least I've confirmed he's got my application.. God knows how many times its gotten lost in during circulation...

Dear Ayeen..

Today my dear friend, Ayeen, flew back to West Malaysia.

She's been in Kuching studying Medicine for the past 5 years and got her results last week...

..She passed!! No surprise there deary. So, CONGRATULATIONS DR. AYEEN (sorry, I want to do a banner but don't know how)

OMG, It's been 5 YEARS since matrics.. can't believe it.. It feels like a lot has happened.. YESTERDAY!!

She called at 6pm, saying she's checking in to board the plane at 6.30pm. I felt so sorry I couldn't go meet her, even more so because I passed by the airport earlier!! Dear friend, kita sangat xde jodoh *sigh*. Before I got the job in Kch, she was here. Now I'm here,she's gone back there. It's reversed between us, so it makes me SAAAAddddd that I can't describe it.It's like I'm trying to surpress the sadness so I won't feel the hollowness. PAsrah je la.

What good times we could've have touring Sarawak yea?? Now who am I suppose to do THAT with?? Anyway,

Thanks for,

1) bringing me t0 eat 'mi Kolok' when I just got here
2) taking me to the 'ais kacang' place after that

Also glad that we hung out last Saturday before you left.. can't believe you won't be here anymore..

HOpe to see you soon, hopefully, when I fly down next month. And there's still october!! Let's go eat 'ayam penyet' pulak then.. and have the 'ais kacang' for desserts =)..

Ok,don't want to write anymore.. before I get more emotional..

Epiphany!!

Hmm.. today I got excited about what I might enjoy doing.. interpreting!!

I like learning languages (even more so if not as a school/college subject) and find I have a natural knack for them.

So, what if I become an interpreter?? wouldn't that be cool? Although I'm not wishing for a possible-country-leader-assasination to come with the territory. Just Like I know I'm no nicole Kidman. heh.

Let's see, I know Malay, English, MAndarin (need to polish dis,but I studied for 6 years ookaayy,so it's not completely lost on me), Iban (it's still a language so it counts).. so, this must be a calling for me right?? And I think I might still remember a bit of the Spanish I learned in university. uuOhhh, I can start learning KOREAN!!! WAHAHAHA (caps off,need to come down).

ooo.. really, I'm actually looking out for how to be an interpreter. This epiphany seems viable so THAT makes it all the more exciting.

Tommorrow, I'd probably want to be a model. heh. (wishful thinking).



I totally almost submitted my photo last year.. honest..but then I got to thinking about the diet, the have-to-necessarily-take-care-of-my-body part..who needs that?? It becomes stressfull that'll it have the reverse effect (oh, overanalyzing brain *flushing photo down the toilet*)

let's get hysteric!! ..FOR REAL

ok, omit the 's'..

it's dianainhysteric.blogspot.com

the 's' is just a pest..

see,it even rhymes (it even ryhmes with dis sentence!! even 'sentence' has an 's'-ness to it!! see how annoying it is.. 'is' is also..acckkk!!!u get it!)

enough....with.. the...sssss

let's get hysteric!!

I decided to change my blog address.. never mind what it was before but let me tell you that choosing a good adress for your blog can be a paaaainnnnn. Especially if your name diana zainal.. which is BOTH common, so of course is unavailable.

Therefore, after some thought.. I present to you...

dianainhysterics.blogspot.com!! cos hay,the process to come with a name speaks for itself. and LIFE is ..

funny + CHAotic = hysteric

(maybe its the latter that ppl recognize but smart ppl know to recognize the 'funny' in order not to go INsanaMAnia!!)

ok, Thatz ALL y'all..

Lemme know if this address is hard to remember/type.. or why it is NOT a good name..

HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY? not for me. For my REAL teachers

Below is an appropriate picture regarding my first hand view on teaching.I love that the the teacher is either really happy or being sarcastic (so, you want to be a teacher? ehehe? *wink* *blood pressure rising*). But,if it follows my parameter of 'appropriate',it'll probably be the latter (i'm a sucker for sarcasm,what to do??)


Yup..it's Teacher's Day today.

I can dedicate this to the teachers that have come around in my life. I wish I could be like you,or maybe a fragment of you. BUT I CANT WISH DIS ON MYSELF COS well..I don't even feel that fragment yet. Or maybe I dont want to ..*sigh* BUT,THIS POST IS NOT FOR ME...BUT MY TEACHERS

I now know that the teacher that looks cross all the time might not naturally be like dat. It's probably a facade to be all TOUGH-FIERCE-TEACHER-ON-YOU-SO-YOU-DONT-SQUASH-ON-THEIR-FACES-like. and you'd probably been picturing she/her is the miserable sort and therefore bent on making others feel dat way too. Especially the ..ahem..unmarried ones. Come on, lotsa ppl think dis no??you??no?? come on?? no?? no?? ok ok (lie to yourself then..)

But the thing is, being a teacher requires you to be all fierce or maintain a sour-fierce face. Especially in this day and age. It's the first I was told to do when entering my first class. I was told NOT TO SMILE, NOT TO BE ALL FRIENDLY (entertain the students' all-curious questions etc..) or that'll I'll be eaten alive. Imagine that?? Aren't kids nowadays scary or wat? and when u dont smile..wat face will u be left with? hence the CAPS face above.

Teacher, whenever I pass by you. I hope I remember you. and by that time I'll surely greet you happily. and I wont remember you as the sour-face or the whats-face teacher. but just as my teacher who've probably have hated it after you've given the class a scolding but bite her/his tongue and did it anyway. I'll know you're the teacher that didn't mind being called names as long as u know that u did ur job as a teacher so that we become the people that we are today.

On the day I was introduced to the headmaster where I worked. She said that being a teacher means teaching the students to be like us when they are OUR age. So, it is NOT NECESSARILY a failure if they come out still as naughty brats y'all =) .. I'll remember what she said for a long time. BUT DIS POST IS ESSENTIALLY FOR THE TEACHERS IN OUR LIVES BECAUSE IT TRANDCENDS HOW I FEEL as it is my way of recognizing how hard it might have been for them and that I'm grateful they loved their job and stuck around (exhale).


SO THANK YOU TEACHER!! THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH US!! THANK YOU FOR BEING FIERCE ENOUGH!!THANK YOU FOR BEING MADE OF STEEL!!!LOVED THAT U WERE IN MY,ALL OUR LIVES!! SARANGHAE!! <3

3M and big HooHAA in the teacher's room

3M drove me insane today..per usual. gave them a piece of my mind too.. ehh,whats new then?? they'll drive me insane tomorrow anyway. next!!

so,I was diligently marking BM paper 1 before checking out.. then i heard shouting..

a teacher was totally giving a student a BIG BOOM! for skipping class. there was shouting and i heard slapping too.. all the teachers' were completely dumbstruck..and some are quite thinking, 'boy,you're really got it this time'..

the cikgu: KAMU NI PONTENG SAJE!!! *SLAP*... PONTENG... *SLAP*...PONTENG *SLAP*..LAGI..
student: senyap..
the cikgu: CIKGU NI BOLEH BAIK, TAPI KALAU KAMU DAH MULA BUAT MACAM2 CIKGU PON BOLEH TUNJUK MARAH!!! BERANI KAMU PONTENG SEBULAN!!
*SLAP*..
student: senyap
cikgu Quek: mengucap cikgu
the cikgu: KAMU NAK HANTU KA AJAR KAMU HAH!!!
cikgu quek: *menyampuk* kamu nak jadi ape?? jadi cicak??
student: senyap

....itu sahaja yang aku ingat2 lupa....

harap2 marah cikgu tu x sia2. harap2 ada yang tempias kat kepala otak budak tu..amin.

klas BM dan bebudak x paham BM

kids still having exams. suppose to mark form 3 BM papers but still not up to it.
*sigh* procrastinating is so comfy and deadly at the same time isnt it??
i know i have to do it and start reviewing what in God's name im gonna teach thm next wekk. if i dun plan now,i'll be in deep shit..hm..stress..ehehe
hmm. i've been reading the novel 'ekspedisi',which is the form3 novel for KOMSAS,up to chapter 3 already.
to me,that's progress.

my BM class:
3 magenta -- i have this class for 6 periods. so that includes the whole she-bang. tatabahasa,KOMSAS,karangan. *sigh*
this class is very noisy,talkative, and they are very naughty. they cant sit still.
so,its total agony to sit in with thm during exams,cos they cant sit still. serious shit..they walk all over the place,
what has happened to kids these days. x mcm exam plak. pandang sane sini. ckp mcm xde cikgu kat situ. hmm..
worst of all..there's 29 of them!! mmg headache

3 indigo -- i have this class for 3 periods only. so i teach them tatabahasa.
All boys. they call me Cikgu yuna y'all,aahaha SERIOUS SHIT,THEY SING 'DAN SEBENARNYA' WHEN I PASS BY.
mmg klas yg nakal. tp klu cikgu baik ngan diorg lelame diorg ok.
but diorg all are LAZY,no deNying it. bile da xde mood wat keje tu,jalan sane sini.
saje2 kacau classmate lain, carik gaduh. hadoi. klu suh salin byk ckit,da pnat,mmg ilang fokus da la tu. so its better to give them worksheets instead.
Today sat in for their English exam paper 2. and I tink they were a lot better than 3M. xboley dok diam,cakap2 is normal, but still,there's only 16 of them.
so its still ok. but yeah,i shouted at them. MY MY,DAT FELT GOOD.AHAHA. cos dah nk abis mase,tghari nk balik plak tu. ape lagi..restless la!! bebudak tu i mean..

BUT STILL,NAUGHTY AS THEY ARE, I STILL FEEL I OWE IT TO THEM TO TEACH THEM THE RIGHT THING.
AT LEAST ADE LA BENDE DIORG NK JAWAB TIME PMR KANG. MANE TAU MASE EXAM DIORG T'INGAT: 'OWH,CIKGU DIANA AJAR GINI,SO INI LA JAWAPANNYE!'..UHUHU BEST TAK??

but heck..will still feel like strangling them tomorrow..ehehe..love/hate relationship btol..